Jeremy Feist Makes Stick Figure Porn Hot

I think just about everyone in porn has noticed that Montreal Pornstar,College Student and prolific Blogger Jeremy Feist is the best damn writer in porn! He is taking his readers on his surreal journey into porno land, and his writing skill allows all of us to live vicariously the life of a 19 year old who is doing porn and loving it! All while attending College,working and living pretty much a normal life, except for the porn! Oh yeah Mom reads his blogs and Twitter. Which makes what follows that much more eye opening!

Jeremy just finished a big shoot in Toronto and posted one of his better blog entrys today. I want you all to read this excerpt then go over to Notes on Bar Napkins and finish reading leave some comments!

And check out Jeremy’s other blogs PornStar in the Kitchen and (contributing writer) Webster is My Bitch!

Note photos below are Jeremy and Sam Swift, Stick Figure illustration by Jeremy Feist.

$ex (Or, How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love Fourgies)
A quick rundown of things I accomplished in Toronto this week:

* Learned that Spectrogel looks alarmingly like semen, though should not, under any circumstance, be consumed.
* Stopped by GoodHandy’s for a quick visit, by which I mean I ended up doing shots with Billy Bronco for two hours and flashing my junk onstage.
* Invented a sex position…Possibly.
* Finally managed to finish off Daniel Handler’s The Basic Eight, which was actually pretty good, although the plot twist at the end was a bit nonsensical.
* Pulled off my first group sex scene with minimal fuck ups on my behalf.

That being said, Mom, if you’re reading this, now would be a good time to stop. It pretty much goes down hill from here.

This week’s trip to Toronto was at the request of Squirt.org (not to be confused with squirtz.com, especially since the former pays better. ZINGER!), which is sort of like Manhunt, only more Canadian and therefore more awesome, i.e. every profile must include five uses of the word “eh”.

This one was a little different than my previous scenes, since this one had an actual script, wardrobe AND a makeup artist who spent the entire goddamn day covering my pasty Irish skin. Sorry about that one. Needless to say, this one was professional as shit. This also marked the third time I worked with Sam Swift, which means if I do one more scene with him, I get a free six-inch sandwich, because gay porn works like Subway.

The scene started off with Sam in a Squirt.org webchat room, trying to get guys over to his apartment and yadda yadda yadda buttsex. The only problem was in order to pull this off, we had to log on to one of their actual chatrooms, thus giving the good customers of Squirt a free show, as well as behind the scenes footage. Just one of the many perk of being a member of Squirt.org. You should sign up for that shit, yo.

Anyhoodle, after that, in walks me playing the precocious skater boy who proceeds to go down on Sam then gets fucked stupid. Honestly, at this point Sam and I are of the understanding that he will fuck the sweet holy bejeezus out of me and administer as much pain as humanly possible, and I will take it and love every minute of it. Which I suppose makes me something of a masochist, but let’s face it, that was fairly obvious, wasn’t it?

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$ex (Or, How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love Fourgies)

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